dreamsfood 

who i am / contact 

gallery 

index/search

   

 

Entries in jobs (8)

6:54AM

Again with the telecommuting

Mitt just emailed me some stuff. He is upset at me because I won't let him work from home. He says that when I posted his job on Craigslist it said telecommuting is okay. I told him that I don't pay him, I never hired him, and he just hangs around and forces me to make coffee twice as often.

From Mitt:

Telecommuting or telework is a work arrangement in which employees enjoy flexibility in working location and hours. In other words, the daily commute to a central place of work is replaced by telecommunication links. Many work from home, while others, occasionally also referred to as nomad workers or web commuters utilize mobile telecommunications technology to work from coffee shops or other locations. Telework is a broader term, referring to substituting telecommunications for any form of work-related travel, thereby eliminating the distance restrictions of telecommuting.[1] (telecommuting on wikipedia)

12:00PM

This Isn't Telecommuting #2

This Isn't Telecommuting #2You know. My grandma tells me every so often. "Its amazing what they can do these days." 

Boy, gee isn't it though. Mechanics. Fixing Cars. Telecommuting. The internet will blow your mind.

3:14PM

its a jobby-job, just phone it in dude.

this is mitt here. i have been helping mfg to look for jobs. and i wish people knew what telecommuting was. actually i dont wish they did; rather i wish plagues of dead first borns upon people who post jobs that are not telecommuting jobs, be it out of ignorance or miscategorization.

so we have a new feature, where we show examples of what some people think is telecommuting. first up, someone in Circleville:

click through to harass the guy.

5:01PM

mfg is looking for a secornd jerb.


[...in this economy...]; Hi! this is mittthedevourer here, Mr Responsibility and stuff...

mfg needs more of a buffer with paying for this blog and my salary. he needs a second job that cannot conflict with his current m-f, 8-5. FYI:

he thinks he's all this and that and a stack of pancakes

with whipped cream and strawberries and bacon

 ...and is looking for 10-20 hours per week (mostly nights and weekend-days). has laptop, won't really travel. (telecommuters do save your company money!) he is looking for an administrative, part-time position or one as a part-time executive assistant. here's the current job's specs and some of mfg's qualifications. he'd be mortified, or will be when he sees i'm posting this:

Experience

+ September 2008 to Present

Office Assistant 3 for the [X, Y]* Regions: [(1000+ employee) Employer-statewide]*, Columbus, OH

(*identifying info stricken)

In addition to prompt and accurate work, this position has continually tested the limits of productivity and given cause to improve adopted methods for performing job duties with ever-increasing efficiency. Regular and quick correspondence with clients and subcontractors (typically on behalf of the [Region Chief]), in addition to our two regions staff is a must.

+ Currently I manage the bidding process of [third-party] services subcontracted for the [employer-regional] of the [employer-statewide]. This involves the regular mailing of correspondence to [third-party firms] and our clients on behalf of the [Region Chief], completion of standardized paperwork on deadline. I draft, revise, and issue both the Requests for Proposals and final contracting materials as well as any modifications to these contracts. This process involves both developing a proper maintenance system for bid proposal materials from the [third-party] firms, as well as collating confidential feedback from clients. Also, it is requisite that I keep our clients on deadlines in order to ensure timely awarding of contracts, and I do.

+ Management and upkeep of payroll and project tracking database records for [2] regions' projects as well as contract client data maintenance.  Performed invoicing verification functions for billing rates and amounts, as well as updated budgets and costs for regions' projects.

+ Assisted in an executive/administrative assistance capacity with the temporary management of state-wide contracting approvals for all nine regions (including the two I currently generate materials for). This involved materials which needed supervisory approval by the Deputy Chief [X], then curating and distributing these records; in addition to corresponding with [third-party] firms across multiple regions regarding the status of various projects, retrieval of contracting records for nine regions, and the execution of Public Records Requests by [third-party]firms.

+ [Analysis] Report and correspondence document creation, style guideline application, proofing, and editing; final proofing and bookmarking in Acrobat

he's currently trolling Craigslist looking for part-time telecommuting jobs to see if he can swing a nights/weekend plan. if you've got a lead or if this sounds like the kind of person you want, drop him a line at mfgink[at]gmail[dot]com

posting courtesy of your friendly Mitt the Devourer

9:38AM

Should my Avatar color for 'Day of Anger' be #FF0000?

i am angry about not much at all. i am low on wrath these days.but hey, i would like to see if our union representatives can hammer in a <day of anger: 8hours leave> into the next contract.

i think it would be nice for americans who are still employed, it might actually make them appreciate their employment and employer a bit more while still allowing them to vent and not work in an officially sanctioned manner and fashion at a specified place and time.

anyway, for now americans, be mindful of these people who are willing to over-throw their country when next we imply that taxes being too high, or socialized medicine not covering everyone (for free) will mean the burning of DC and subsequent decay of mankind. if you really do care, Egypt is what that looks like. for now civil disobedience is the better model to follow.

11:13AM

America Online 3.0, HTML5, and APIs: part iii  

i will keep this short, concise.

[i failed at that so here is the conclusion from all the way at the bottom:]

suffice it to say, microsoft creates an illusion of protection, apple dumbs you down so you dont know to want more. if real life experience could inform user level experience, we would have a very different attitude toward both.

i dont want to pursue this topic much further since a lot of better writers are already going after it*. i would like to hold up one attitude particular post to scrutiny however as it represents a dangerous attitude better than anything i could try to describe. i guess he already is trafficked enough to have a rep, but here is john gruber / daring fireball's explanation of the core justification of jobs comment that adobe is lazy; http://daringfireball.net/2010/01/apple_adobe_flash .

this article has little to do with the iPad. it has little to do with DRM even. the attitude that is being touted and revered is that its appropriate for a company to control a hardware platform, a software platform, and a harem of consumer-grade peripherals. what is the end result of such a situation? apple, jobs, and gruber would have the world believe that it results in a better... something. depending on the situation the something changes. sometimes it is a better user experience, sometimes it is a better development experience, sometimes it is a better world. all of these things, of course, feed and bathe in the same ecosystem, so none of these are exactly diametrically opposed like tax cuts and budget deficit reduction (oh noe!).

however, jobs and his apologists are apt to justify any movement along the lines of, its my ball, you can play the game my way or go home. i dont mean to call jobs a bully, that is not the important thing here. what is are not only his apologists who evangelize to the masses, but additionally that no other CEOs "have the balls to stand up to cupertino." i throw that in alarm quotes, because that is where the diversion begins, and then its microsoft who isnt driving the market, or creative who isnt making a good enough mp3 player. however, similar to the problem i noted before, none of these other companies have the lateral monopoly that apple does.

itunes and the reported price scheduling for the iPad are not only bad insofar as they are apple-taxed. they also kill markets' elasticity. apple is an anti-competitive company. they work in the worst interest of the consumer. the price of music, and the fifteen dollar e-book on their servers is a four-alarm fire people seem to greet with open arms.

search amazon and macmillan and youll see thread after thread of people critical of amazon (sure they have supporters too), and the idea that an ebook should cost about ten dollars. for some reason people seem to unite behind macmillan and believe that an electronic book should cost twelve to fifteen dollars, or more. i dont understand this, its like people screaming and picketing that jammie russet should owe the riaa 126million. its insane.

people have been paying too much for music on the itunes store for a long time, and they likely wont stop any time soon. i personally believe that amazon is in the right. markets should seek their bottom when they are inflated. when you take the commodity out of the picture and are left purely with the intellectual property (in this case, of a book), should there really only be a 20% reduction in user cost? is that really better for customers?

as far as adobe goes, and the whole HTML5 and APIs header, suffice it to say that apple is lazy or poisoning the well to make the comments they have made. i dont support Adobe's flash. it probably is a pile of coding horror; its version ten and has probably never been torn down. however, to act like you can abandon 32-bit programs tout de suite and act like the dev is to blame bespeaks a foulness in apple.

they dont care about devs. if youre a dev, apple doesnt give a shit about you. proof of concept: if there are a billion apps, and a million devs who made them, and their combined revenue now dwarfs the entirety of the niche and cachet adobe once helped apple maintain all those years, then apple can piss on any number of big developers for the sake of their platform. what makes you special?

why is microsoft so bad? they stopped listening. they also stopped being innovative once they stopped listening. so apple et apologists thinks 264 is a solution, its not that i think ogg is ideal to scale, but it is a foundation for an open platform. h.264 is certainly not. it might be free, like beer, at the discretion of the ownership collective. however, if you return to daring fireballs article where hes talking about flash on the iphone, and the justification for non-support, youll note it takes a user's experience edge for justification. however, when you move to the flip side, its the developers who get screwed.

sure, you can watch youtube with h.264, but if you try to do anything higher up in sophistication youre going to need to license it. if you want to have a program that edits or has corporate functionality, fork over some money. or, even easier, dont make your program. just let quick time do it. let apple do it. pay them instead.

at any rate, there is a subtle coercion of users by microsoft that the user is 'secured,' and its not true. the subtle coercion of apple is that the user is 'happy,' and they may have something, but they have supported the excise of freedom. i dont think it fits, but ill throw the 'he who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither' maxim in here for some fizzle of a finish.

suffice it to say, microsoft creates an illusion of protection, apple dumbs you down so you dont know to want more. if real life expereince could inform user level experience, we would have a very different attitude toward both.

*i liked these posts and they convinced me just to finish up: