its all about the skillz

mitt the devourer back at it with some bad (azz) bmp

citizens medical, glucose.

"...and I love how it talks to me"

it makes me feel much less like this loneliness isn't the edge of the world

mfg is looking for a secornd jerb.

[...in this economy...]; Hi! this is mittthedevourer here, Mr Responsibility and stuff...

mfg needs more of a buffer with paying for this blog and my salary. he needs a second job that cannot conflict with his current m-f, 8-5. FYI:

he thinks he's all this and that and a stack of pancakes

with whipped cream and strawberries and bacon

 ...and is looking for 10-20 hours per week (mostly nights and weekend-days). has laptop, won't really travel. (telecommuters do save your company money!) he is looking for an administrative, part-time position or one as a part-time executive assistant. here's the current job's specs and some of mfg's qualifications. he'd be mortified, or will be when he sees i'm posting this:

Experience

+ September 2008 to Present

Office Assistant 3 for the [X, Y]* Regions: [(1000+ employee) Employer-statewide]*, Columbus, OH

(*identifying info stricken)

In addition to prompt and accurate work, this position has continually tested the limits of productivity and given cause to improve adopted methods for performing job duties with ever-increasing efficiency. Regular and quick correspondence with clients and subcontractors (typically on behalf of the [Region Chief]), in addition to our two regions staff is a must.

+ Currently I manage the bidding process of [third-party] services subcontracted for the [employer-regional] of the [employer-statewide]. This involves the regular mailing of correspondence to [third-party firms] and our clients on behalf of the [Region Chief], completion of standardized paperwork on deadline. I draft, revise, and issue both the Requests for Proposals and final contracting materials as well as any modifications to these contracts. This process involves both developing a proper maintenance system for bid proposal materials from the [third-party] firms, as well as collating confidential feedback from clients. Also, it is requisite that I keep our clients on deadlines in order to ensure timely awarding of contracts, and I do.

+ Management and upkeep of payroll and project tracking database records for [2] regions' projects as well as contract client data maintenance.  Performed invoicing verification functions for billing rates and amounts, as well as updated budgets and costs for regions' projects.

+ Assisted in an executive/administrative assistance capacity with the temporary management of state-wide contracting approvals for all nine regions (including the two I currently generate materials for). This involved materials which needed supervisory approval by the Deputy Chief [X], then curating and distributing these records; in addition to corresponding with [third-party] firms across multiple regions regarding the status of various projects, retrieval of contracting records for nine regions, and the execution of Public Records Requests by [third-party]firms.

+ [Analysis] Report and correspondence document creation, style guideline application, proofing, and editing; final proofing and bookmarking in Acrobat

he's currently trolling Craigslist looking for part-time telecommuting jobs to see if he can swing a nights/weekend plan. if you've got a lead or if this sounds like the kind of person you want, drop him a line at mfgink[at]gmail[dot]com

posting courtesy of your friendly Mitt the Devourer

The Road is not for mfg

mfg was raided by bandits.

Update on 10:48AM by mfg

you traced that you lazy jerk! <3 mfg

nom nom januaaawry, mwa ha haa

mowar icees.

Update on 9:54AM by mfg

oh thanks mitt. something new. why don't you bad-bmp up that viggo pic from wired yesterday so we don't get sued?

<3, mfg

wtf this isn't tumblr

so what do you do when you're looking good and isolating yourself from the interweb kitties all day?

you schedule a post for later in the after after pre-publishing it.

thats how you make it. when you otherwise go for weeks without putting anything of value on a website.

by the way, mfg is something like on vacation, and mitt the devourer is in charge. so im probably going to photo bomb this site all to hell and then mfg is going to be all like 'wtf this isn't tumblr'